Roxy Jacenko is Somebody. I guess.

Roxy Jacenko is some nobody from Australia but she's blonde, has boobs, and took her giant baby for a walk in what I read was a $2600 stroller while wearing a bathing suit so I guess that's a good enough reason for the Daily Mail -- and subsequently me -- to write about her. Isn't everyone in Australia a criminal? Can't somebody over there "fix" this little problem?