Pastor Anderson Dates the Earth

Pastor Steven Anderson--the godly pastor who pisseth against the wall, fights the Border Patrol, and pleads with the Lord to smite Obama--did a little cipherin' and calculated the Earth's exact age:

This essay conclusively proves that the earth is approximately 6,244 years old (plus or minus no more than 25 years). Most Bible scholars and theologians come up with a lower number right around 6,000 years or lower because they either don’t take the Biblical record for what it actually says, or they have a doctrinal agenda of keeping the number under 6,000 in order to prop up their dispensational teachings...

I think he's nailed it. His methodology is impeccable. Where others make the mistake of simply adding the life spans of Adams's descendants, Pastor Anderson deducts the years in which the life spans overlap. Adam, for example, lived to be 930 years old, but Pastor Anderson only counts the 130 years Adam lived before he sired Seth.

I suspect the sciencislamunistofascist community is shaking in its lab coats. You just can't argue with facts like these:

1. From Creation to the Flood = 1,656 years

Gen 5:3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth:
Gen 5:4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:
Gen 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.
Gen 5:6 And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos:

From the above verses we can clearly see that Seth was born 130 years after the creation of Adam (6 days after God created the Earth), and that Enos was born 105 years after that. Therefore, Enos was born 235 years after creation. Because God gives us the same information for everyone between Adam and Noah, we can add up the numbers and determine the amount of time between creation and the flood.

Adam (130)
Seth (105)
Enos (90)
Cainan (70)
Mahalaleel (65)
Jared (162)
Enoch (65)
Methuselah (187)
Lamech (182)

Total = 1,056 years

Therefore Noah was born 1,056 years after creation.

Gen 7:6 And Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was upon the earth.

Therefore the flood took place 1,656 years after creation.