6 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT A DUTCH OVEN.

#1- Performing this act without your significant other’s knowledge is known as a Dutch Oven Surprise.

#2- The Better Marriage Blanket contains odor absorbing molecules that make up the first and ONLY Dutch Oven proof blanket.

#3 - Zachary performs a Dutch Oven on Theodore in Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.

#4 - A Rolling Dutch Oven (or Detroit Dutch Oven) is closing up all the windows in a car proceeded by expelling a rancid fart.

#5 - A Dutch Exit is farting in the elevator just before you exit it. 

#6- The average temperature of a Dutch Oven is a balmy 87.5°.