Okay, this is sick and wrong....but funny.
Why Men have Dogs And Not Wives:
1 The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2 Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3 Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4 A dog's parents never visit.
5 Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6 You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7 Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8 Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9 A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. (Didn't like this one)
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but certainly not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.
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